Well, bring in one of our absolutely horrid waiters to your next event and get that level of service without worrying about someone spitting in your salad. Our waiters are guaranteed to be rude, insulting, ineffective, and above all — funny.
Their level of incompetence is so high that all you can do is laugh. Whether serving hors d'oeuvres, or trying to take orders at what is clearly a buffet, these buffoons will give your guests an experience like no other.
Make sure to let us know if you want snooty or just plain incompetent!